1. Yuri Gagglehope
2. The Spleen Crushers of Nuremberg (1973)
3. I Coined a Phrase Because the Mint Rotted My Teeth
4. Pests Dropkicked Humanity
5. Bossanova Sop
6. Dunes of Regret
7. (Becoming the) Ambient Domesticat
8. Domesticated Rust
9. Fang Fort, Wisconsin
10. Fishing Part 2
11. Purple Train (Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Bermuda)
12. Ashley Has Your Ankle Bracelet
13. This is Getting More and More Meaningless, Isn't It?
14. I Shot JFK (No I Didn't Haha)
15. Vulgar Gumption
16. Societal Stats in San Jose
17. It's a Beautiful Day by U2 vs. An Actual Beautiful Day
This fake album sounds like Cats rule everything around me. CREAM. Get the money. (fake) dollar, dollar bill y'all. Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.9
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000