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And When Your 3rd Wife Gets Cancer

by The Pizza Puppies ✌

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1. Hey Girl, Whoa Don't Tell Me You're Single! (Arooooooooga!)
2. Courtship of Desire
3. Coy Pond Question Popper
4. Wedding on the Moon (Might as Wella Been)
5. Late in the Game, Late to the Party
6. The Warning Signs
7. The Test Results
8. And When Your 3rd Wife Gets Cancer (Maybe Then You'll Know How It Feels)
9. Crying All Night Long
10. Diminished Proof (Missing You)
11. Didn't Think These Eyes Could Even See (Before I Met You)
12. I Don't Need You (I Need Therapy)
13. First Funeral
14. Regrets, Regression and Emotive Remission
15. The Final Life I Chanced to Live

This fake album sounds like a sad record about, well, exactly what the title says. You struggle finding love all your life and when you finally do (wife #3) she gets struck down by a bad case of terminal cancer. Total (fake) bummer!

Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.3

LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here » www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo

The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋

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released January 1, 2000

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