1. 17th Peppermint Mindswell
2. Sorry-Ass Sodapop and a Strumpet Binge
3. Your Dormant Desire, Awakened by a Braille Fortune Cookie Fortune
4. Filament Scintillation
5. An Octopus Sans Tentacles (Why Would God Do This?)
6. Suckle My Tentacles, Ty
7. Who Believes in Satanic Termites?
8. Pregnant Glass
9. Fasting in a 7-Eleven with a Pedophile Named Steve
10. Lackluster Saki Crack Shock
11. Punk (A Cyborg in Denver)
12. The Vested Bastard of Famous 5th Grade Ghosts
13. Risk Reworked with Extra Reward
This fake album sounds like it is probably very idiosyncratically sophomoric and whatnot, but also boring. Fake Pitchfork rating: 8.8 [Fake Best New Music Tag]
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000