released January 1, 2000
CROUSE
1.Lost in the Prolific Doghouse
2. Marred, Scary and Totally Embarrassed
3. Fidgety Harangue
4. In the Realm of Polished Maniacs
5. Dragooning the Evening to My Furious Liking
6. Wasps of Heaven
7. Will the Quirky Girl Came Back?
8. Give Me My Turtle Back, Zooey
9. Winter Will
10. With the Trolls
COULTER
11.The Lark Bunting and Judas Pray Tell
12. Martyr Pension
13. Rotten Literati Snafu
14. Burning Buildings
15. She’s Disjointed Yet Oh So Clever
16. Sheepish Flack
17. Why I Didn’t Wander When
18. The Undoing
19. John Coltrane is Alive
20. I Feel Like I Like Loneliness
This fake album sounds like if The Shaggs had used synths. It's totally incoherent nonsense within the framework of actual song-like structures. All singing is out of tune, all lyrics are obtuse drivel.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 6.8
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