1. You're Not Paying Attention
2. Driving Music 313
3. Polka Soaked in Freedom's Drought
4. Regular Cages
5. A Fumbled Symphonic Fortnight (Forever in Your Head)
6. Lockwood J
7. Missile Silo for Eddie
8. Spooky Theme 16
9. Classic Company Thing
10. Ablest Air Portrait (Seattle)
11. Division of Kid-Friendly Fun
12. Pork Beach
13. Meditation on Störk: The Greatest Prog Band That Never Was
14. Drug Sounds
15. Music 44
16. Music from the Tabletop
17. Quimby Limping
This fake album sounds like another one of those sequel-type fake albums, only there was no Diabolic Urethra Snatchers 1 (to the best of my fake knowledge). Fake Pitchfork rating: 8.2 [Fake Best New Music Tag]
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000