1. Atrocious Antlers (On That Mule Deer)
2. Swine Woo
3. Not Again (I Am Untitled)
4. Misty Eyes (Summer Drained Song)
5. 58 Microsongs
6. Runt Cloaked in Glitter
7. Vinnie Vinylleli (Lost His Cape)
8. Androirage
9. Androtodetoxtextrageagain (Instrumental)
10. Heads for Wheels
11. Hoteleer
12. Some 3-Ring Cir—ELEPHANT SQUASHES MY HEAD
13. Tiny Tubes 4 Insertion
14. Restlessly Endless
This fake album sounds like a mix of delightfully weird and painfully melodic tracks dancing together, just to keep warm cuz it's so damn cold out, just jamming aural ice picks down your ear canal cuz the weather's so perfect.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.2
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000