1. Ugh Bug Cacciatore
2. Luminous Props
3. Let's Stock Pile Weapons!
4. Courageous Pusher of Young Men Off Cliffs
5. E-Bating Bungee Cords (For Nefarious Purposes)
6. Crystal Pasta Ego
7. A Third World Buffet in Manhattan
8. Alfredo Mustache (On the Bluesman's Face)
9. A Short Life: Universal
10. Commas Come in Wavelengths
11. Netflix My Lifestream (On Demand in Indigo)
12. You Eat the Nervous Energy in Every Creature You Consume
13. Reticent Percentage
14. Spaghetti Matrix
15. Song of Lingering Gashes
16. The Waltz of Wavering Proxy (Tyke Song)
17. Massive Passivity / Excellent Ocean
18. Snide Sneeze Betrayal
19. I Eye I
20. The Coma of Dreams
This fake album sounds like a good mix of quirky kids-pop gems ("Commas Come in Wavelengths") and far more serious material ("Crystal Pasta Ego"). Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.3
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000