1. fozi-1: Stage One / Soma! (Can't Cousintrate)
2. Oh Soma, No / fozi-2: Un—sustainable
3. Umberto (& His Terrible, Wearable Tek)
4. Shy(ness) Manifesto
5. The Futurists Are All Dead (Said Owlliot)
6. Public Declaration of Intention
7. Chinaf*cker
8. Vernon Gupta, Van Dill's Eyes
9. fozi-3: Peak Male Peek Mail
This fake album sounds like it was made using only "instruments" via free iPhone apps recorded straight onto a 1980s era boombox and then edited on Garageband in the nude. Why does it fake sound like that because it does. Oh, also it is a concept album about being a male in today's society (The 90s).
Fake Pitchfork rating: 9.2 [Fake Best New Music Tag]
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000