1. I.c.e.breaker
2. Pogo Stick in My Dreams
3. Heck of a Florist, But an All-Time Gal
4. Invader Theory
5. Disciple
6. Furry Fudge
7. The Trial
8. Avoid/Avoidance
9. Wild Apple Moonlight
This fake album sounds like waking up from a long nap sheeple. Long fake dreamscapes, each song over seven minutes (in theory), a dose of politics straight to the brain? Yes please. Total crap, said the fake critics. Which is really disheartening because of all the fake time (seven years) that went into making it.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 1.1
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000