1. Finer Than You
2. Shapeless Shapeshifter
3. Mind's Ready
4. Put a Tarp on Top of It and Try Not to Cry
5. Morbid Mashed Potatoes (Swimming in My Mind)
6. Flying High Heel Blues
7. A Black Vendetta (Shredded)
8. He Seconded, I Ascended
9. When Death is Not a Tragedy
This fake album sounds like the very first fake album to truly sound 'goth'. It sounds mad 'goth'! (fake 'goth') It's like not even synth-y goth but genuine like fake Bauhaus level goth. Sweet, right? Oh yeah!
Fake Pitchfork rating: 3.4
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000