1. Jerp is Designed
2. Jerp is Born
3. Jerp Escapes the Mad Scientist's Lab
4. Jerp Moves to a Florida Petting Zoo
5. Jerp Wonders if he is a Squirrel
6. Jerp Wonders if he is a Frog
7. Jerp Wonders if he is a Lion
8. Jerp Wonders if he is a Dog
9. Jerp Wonders if he is a Salamander
10. Jerp Dies
11. Jerp Goes to Heaven
This fake album sounds like a rock opera about a fictional critter who is born in a mad scientist's lab, and who spends the rest of his life in a Florida petting zoo trying to find out what type of animal he is.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 36.6
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000