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1. Jerp is Designed
2. Jerp is Born
3. Jerp Escapes the Mad Scientist's Lab
4. Jerp Moves to a Florida Petting Zoo
5. Jerp Wonders if he is a Squirrel
6. Jerp Wonders if he is a Frog
7. Jerp Wonders if he is a Lion
8. Jerp Wonders if he is a Dog
9. Jerp Wonders if he is a Salamander
10. Jerp Dies
11. Jerp Goes to Heaven

This fake album sounds like a rock opera about a fictional critter who is born in a mad scientist's lab, and who spends the rest of his life in a Florida petting zoo trying to find out what type of animal he is.

Fake Pitchfork rating: 36.6

LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here » www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo

The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋

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released January 1, 2000

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