1. Dig Up the Piano, Dig Up the Elephant Bones
2. Rusty Allocution
3. Oio 7000C
4. Oregonian Romance Depot
5. And That is What You Are
6. Termite Melody
7. Prefer?
8. The Dopest Pop Hook You've Ever Heard
9. Eyes of a Boat
10. So Much for Too Much (Tonight)
11. Two's Notes (Double-Time)
12. Either Easter or the Rain
13. Organ Performance Teapot
14. Ukulele Oysters
13. Oceans Moving Oceans is the New Babies Having Babies
14. Emo Shun(†)
15. Steep Novack
16. Leave Me, Be Me, Beat Me to the Punch
17. Orange Crutch/Crunch
18. Shipping Costs
19. Touch (Everywhere)
This fake album sounds like it was trying real hard to be a collection of short to medium-length acoustic pop songs but is really just a boring, melody-lacking, abstract mess. Fake Pitchfork rating: 2.3
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000