1. Tootles McFee
2. Sir Duck
3. Situation with the Water Supply
4. I ♥NY
5. The Tense Penciling In (Nothing's Temporary)
6. Norman's Hormones
7. 2020 Today is Just the 19th Century Tomorrow
8. Laughter as a Barricade Dressed Up as a Barnacle
9. Busty Cuticles
10. Gasoline Houses
11. A Quadriplegic Cowboy Lassos a Llama with His Mind
12. The Pavilion is My Home (But I Ain't Homeless)
13. Ear Water Wake-Up Call
14. Raw Chocolate Axis for Jaclyn
15. Island Rhythm Nightmares
This fake album sounds like a very timely fake effort because it's 100% about [insert a thing happening now]. Sonically, it's made up of heavily manipulated fake vocals and swirling (but also pounding??) electronic soundscapes. Fake Pitchfork rating: 3.7
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released March 26, 2022