VOLUME I: Arson Fox
Part One: Insolence (Disc One)
1. Gypped in Denver, PA
2. Realization Lichen
3. Doe Fucker Mentality
4. Seasons of Martyrdom
Part Two: Insomniac Reservations (Disc Two)
1. Foam Muffins for My Foes
2. Toppled by Detached Antlers in the Waves
3. Lucas Brown’s Blue Suit
4. Ringling
Part Three: Conspiracy Nutjobs Rental Department (Disc Three)
1. Dead Assets in the Trunk
2. Red Dungeon of Love
3. Oscar Masks His Good Fortune
4. Tucker Under
Part Four: Wolfman (Disc Four)
1. Driving Through Insanity
2. Shiteater’s Daydream
3. The Barb
4. Owls and More Owls
Part Five: Oceans (Disc Five)
1. Loren N.
2. Your Chess is Not Enough
3. The Chess Game
4. The Drug Lord’s Country Cottage
VOLUME II: Sea Taro
Part Six: Is Falling Apart (Disc Six)
1. Get Off My Vacation
2. Top Rejuvenator
3. President of the Monkeys
4. Lucy’s Lipless Kiss
Part Seven: Drug Days (Disc Seven)
1. Skyids
2. Troll of Dog
3. Marcus's
4. Twinkle in the Rain
Part Eight: Band Together (Disc Eight)
1. Elkland
2. Fossil Dig Debacle
3. She Wouldn’t Hold Me
4. Waddles from a Chunkier Trot
Part Nine: Really, Anyone (Disc Nine)
1. An Alien Landing
2. Milkmaid Cometh
3. 9th Avenue Freeze-Out
4. Wordless Heatwave in Heaven
Part Ten: Partitions (Disc Ten)
1. In the Morning When I Cry
2. Stuffed Chicken
3. Shortcut to Paid Parking
4. The kimchi Donor

This 40-track fake album sounds like it was more known for its ambitious fake packaging than it was for its music. But any album, fake or otherwise, that has this many discs (10 CDs for some reason? whoa) is going to have to have ambitious packaging, would you not agree? (Although a three-foot statue of a destitute Native American with CD holders at various joints and body holes is pretty extravagant by any standards.) Most of the songs are basically pop songs with long ambient passages hooking them together, a fake trend that's getting pretty old if you ask me. A minor fake viral internet hit was scored with the fake video for "Doe Fucker Mentality."

Fake Pitchfork rating: 4.0

LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here » www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo

The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋