1. Panda Man Rising
2. Chinese Amputee
3. This Mask is My Face Now
4. Can You Really Ever Trust a Panda?
5. Panda Juice
6. The Forgotten Rain
7. Mischievous Rebellion (Love's Last Option)
8. What If Marcus Vick Was a Vampire?
9. Totally Ohio (Tonight)
10. An Hour in a Day
11. Feast! Feast, I Say!!
12. Baseball Stocks
This fake album sounds like, you know what, fuck it... that little panda guy right here has been my fantasy football avatar off-and-on for years. He's from this classic S&O sketch (
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnulhwJTsQ ). Fake Pitchfork rating: 6.0
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000