1. West Orange, NJ
2. Margaret and Martha
3. (Just Wanna Be a) Hypoglycemic State Trooper
4. Amy's Wig Kiosk
5. Nacho Eating Contest (Too Much Margarita)
6. Gang of Santa
7. Veck! (Ringleader of the Hijackers)
8. The Cayman Islands
9. The Bully Commander Kent
10. Improvised Measures
11. The Codes
12. Victory
13. Segway Mall Wedding
This fake album sounds like a pretty standard concept record, done with rock stylings similar to The Who or Robert Pollard doing The Who, etc. Lyrically all content was gleaned from the plot synopsis on the Paul Blart Wikipedia page.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.4
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000