Pennythought Abuse: Wakefield in Tranist

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~PART ONE~
1. 7 Days in the Venom
2. Sick Mickey Mantle, Part II
3. Haleakala
4. Forged Lines on the Face of God
~PART TWO~
5. Wakefield's Realization
6. Tadpolebearer
7. White Light Disco
8. The Partition
9. Tadpoledancer
10. Slinger of Slog
11. Time(r)
12. The Cherished
13. The Castrated Duckling
14. White Dog of Death
15. Spin?

This fake album sounds like a concept record about Major League Baseball pitcher Tim Wakefield in the year 2051. After a stem cell based regenerative surgery he is able to throw his knuckleball again and is a middle reliever for the Long Island Ducks minor league franchise. But at age 84 he is dealing with other health issues of the elderly. Is baseball–specifically the knuckleball–keeping him alive? Part One takes place right before his death and follows him into the afterlife. Part Two chronicles his time on the Ducks. The fake music is experimental but accessible and its impressive nonlinear storyline made it a big hit among fake critics. It remains the only fake album to ever garner a fake P4k 10.0.

Fake Pitchfork rating: 10.0 [Best New Music Tag]

LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here » www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo

The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋

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released January 1, 2000

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