1. Panic Rubble of Your Heart
2. Tip of the Radar
3. The Downtown Electric
4. Cardiology
5. A Shepherd Scorned is Jubilee
6. Racist Metaphorical Cardiology
7. Follow Her
8. Shitcanned in the Wastezoid
9. Permanently London
10. Mentions
11. Under Love's Spell
12. Buy Highs Low
13. Mylo's Cardio
This proposed two-part, single LP length set will sound synth-ridden (cheesed), a little sex-crazed (fake Prince) but will also have some folky elements. Tracks 1-6 make up 'SIDE A' (Racist Sex Acts in Public) and 'SIDE B' is Vegas Pub Stunts in Dublin (tracks 7-13). In the end, no matter what, this thing is gonna be a record with a ton of ❤︎ (•wink wink*) Fake Pitchfork Rating: 4.5
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000