Side A – D.O.A. (Dead on Arrival)
1. Doomsday Forever
2. The AIDS Monkey That Gave Everybody AIDS
3. Earthless Godquake
4. The Columbus Day Massacre
5. The Interior Design of a Butcher Shop
6. Two Skulls, One Mind
7. My Part of the Moonbeam
Side B – L.A.D. (Life after Death)
8. Central Peace
9. Exploding Eyelids
10. The Surgeon's Wife
12. Jesus Doesn't Live Here (He Moved to San Diego)
12. Treat Me Like the Dogs That are Guarding the Gate
13. Help Me Find My Way
14. The Until Girl (Las)
This fake album sounds like another dumb fake fake-concept album. But is much more aggressive than a lot of the other fake albums in recent fake album history. It has an industrial, almost "trip-hop on meth" feel.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 4.0
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000