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The We're Not Revolution

by The Pizza Puppies ✌

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PART ONE: Shitty Diamonds
1. Chip Chirps (In the Diamond Cave)
2. 1 = Fire (The Number One is a Flame)
3. Falling Off the Building on Purpose, Not Jumping or You Know What
4. Lie(f)ßo (St.'s Instrumental Trilogy, Part I)
5. Gru(p)ƒi (St.'s Instrumental Trilogy, Part II)
6. Gro(n)≈v (St.'s Instrumental Trilogy, Part III)
7. The Atlantic Ocean Punishment Song

PART TWO: Motivational Speakers Drinking Bleach
1. Don't Hark 4 Nothing Now
2. Mesmer's Eye (But Who the Fuck is Mesmer? And Fuck You for Asking)
3. POW: Play on Words, or Prisoner of Words
4. Toodlesie's Horn
5. Edgar Alan Pie (Is Riding the Psychic Wave of 20,000 Goth Children... And... Wipeout!)
6. Your Backwards Question Mark is My New G
7. The We're Not Revolution (An Unmistakeable Call for Apathy... Our Apologies, Please!)
8. Rebel Yelp (In the Midwife's Flowering Noon)
9. It's Almost Time for Fruitcake (Fruitcake:30AM)

This fake album sounds like a double album of prog-folk protest songs by some guy named Clifford Vark who planned on releasing them all on LinkedIn, or maybe they are just long-ass parody versions of prog-folk protest songs and Mr. Vark R.I.P. so it had to be put on sale here instead.

Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.3

LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here » www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo

The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋

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released January 1, 2000

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