1. Retrograde Aggression
2. Mexican Machete Pets
3. My Therapist is a Dragon
4. Fake Patch of Grass
5. Timid Quagmire
6. Senatorial Sauna Face
7. I Wish I Was Just Lobster Meat in Your Mouth
8. A Gyrating Immobility
9. That Old New York Style
10. Presskit for Bacon
11. You and Your Urologist
12. Year 2 Tendencies
13. Espionage, Circa '97
14. Mob Mentality (The USA is Perfect)
15. Topez Desires
16. Shoddy Will of the Awakened
This fake album sounds like an extremely unnecessary sequel to a fake album that just fake album'd a couple fake albums ago. Fake Pitchfork rating: 5.0
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000