1. Brown Bugs of Dallas
2. Square Diminished by a Circle
3. Red Beard's Barber
4. All of Stock Options (Chicken)
5. Penciling Enzo In
6. Ampersand Twice the Size of Texas
7. A Texas the Size of Pangea
8. Texas-Sized Seconds
9. San Anphoning It In
10. The Bliss Bird (Bird of Bliss)
11. Santa is a Cowboy
12. Lassos of Desire
13. Last Texan Snowfall
14. Somewhere, TX (2:22 PM)
This fake album sounds like a fake hip-hop album, though you wouldn't know it by the tracklist (you also wouldn't know it because it is an impossible thing to know because it doesn't exist). Also: something about Texas and togas or something? Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.8
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000