1. Festive Content Cave
2. Conceptual Hotdog
3. Reader of Blank Pages
4. Thorazine (Thor's Magazine)
5. What is Catacombs?
6. Venison (Deer Meat)
7. Aquaplateau
8. You're My Girl (Please Don't Giggle)
9. The Dinner
10. The Grinner (The Dinner, Part II: Cooked)
11. Defeated
12. Jeremy Had
13. In Sync with Salvation
14. Another Three Weeks in Weeds
15. Where's Your Kid?
16. Brown Skinned Sinner (Against the Harbor Wind)
17. Carved Out of a Mountain
18. The Lasting
19. Lockjaw for Stevens
20. I Have So Many Scars
21. The Venerable (Dear Meet)
22. In Yorkshire (Hell)
This fake album sounds like a mix of quirky experimental pop songs and bizarre quasi-nonmusical experimental non-songs. Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.1
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000