Useless Outlaw, by The Pizza Puppies ✌

Useless Outlaw

by The Pizza Puppies ✌

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THEORETICAL TRACKLIST BELOW 00:31

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1. Black Background
2. Tapeworm Society
3. Mommy Made Me Monkey Stew
4. The Moreover Mambo
5. She Talks Like a Guitar Solo
6. Glassy Hollow
7. Maybe We Should Call Mitch?
8. The Grittier, The...
9. Pinecone Ornament (Come Back Home)
10. My Shame Wrote This Song
11. Tons and Tons (of Ammo and Spaghetti)
12. Vacation! Lactation! Sensation!
13. Save Me from My Sanity
14. Light
15. Light, Part II: The Dark Dynamic / Darkness Come Home

This fake album sounds as if it were recorded by an earnest man with a lot of money, but without a lot of talent because the production is top-notch–as it should be given the exorbitant cost–and so is the playing (as it also should be: 21 fake ace studio musicians were hired to play on it, no less). But the singer's voice is horrendous. Quasi alt-country, played to perfection, but with a side of indigestion and I think I'd like my money back haha. The novelty wears out fast. Theoretically it would become a cult classic in the year 2042.

Fake Pitchfork rating: 3.5

LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here » www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo

The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋

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released January 1, 2000

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