What I'm Not, and Can & Can Not Do, by The Pizza Puppies ✌

What I'm Not, and Can & Can Not Do

by The Pizza Puppies ✌

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THEORETICAL TRACKLIST BELOW 00:31

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1. I Can’t Weep
2. I Am Not a Magician
3. I Whisper Towards Nobody, Nothing
4. I Won’t Wallow in the Mud
5. I Will Never Love You
6. I Regret Not Regretting
7. I Don’t Know How to Tread Water
8. I Don’t Ride Horses
9. I Am Not Your Friend
10. I Despise the Sky
11. I Am Not Forgiven
12. I Am the Blood Red Doom
13. I Can’t Give Up

This fake album sounds like thirteen brief and earnest songs. Sparse in production, mostly piano and acoustic guitar, some dark ambient / drone lightly in the background you know what I'm fake talking about. The fake lyrics, so drenched in pain and real human emotions, are considered to be, by many fake people, the strongest in the theoretical catalogue in many years.

Fake Pitchfork rating: 6.2

LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here » www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo

The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋

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released January 1, 2000

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Celebrating 100 Years of Excellence!

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