1. New Age Sex Symbol
2. Man with Wings
3. On the WWWhole
4. Triple X
5. Me!
6. Like a God
7. Maybe Too Damn God-Like?
8. Your Amazing, You Know?
9. Sex Symbol (For a Hole New Age)
This theoretical album sounds lush and spacious (the bookend tracks both clocking in the double digits). The utilization of non-serious, borderline comedic lyrics over gorgeous sweeping soundscapes, like cranberries on a salad or something (no, not this...), proved very bloggable (theoretically) and the album received a lot of nonexistent buzz. Fake Pitchfork Rating: 8.2 [Fake Best New Music Tag]
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000