PART ONE: Wine
1. A Good Merlot (Nothing Quite Like It)
2. Goofing in Napa
3. The Hillside
4. Sunsets... and Tart Grapes from the Vine
PART TWO: Gravel
5. Gravel
6. See It Turn to Dust Rapidly
7. The Eagle
8. Black Veins in the Clouds of Skin
PART THREE: Flute
9. The Flutist
10. Terrible Eyes, Wonderful Mouth
11. Moist (She Trembles)
12. Aloof, Alone & Forever Alive
PART FOUR: Gut
13. The End of the World Never Comes
14. A Baby Punching a Dog
15. Olive Garden
16. Death as a Mask of Pain
This fake album sounds like a four-part saga about life in the midwest. In "Wine" a couple dances in California. In "Gravel" a hard Mexican works hard. In "Flute" a teenage girl loses her virginity. And in "Gut" a lonely man dies alone.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 7.5
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
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The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000