The artist 2 Po (who may or may not be featured on the 'God Gave Us Memories' EP album cover––PS. It's not him) will, for the very fair price of $17,000 US dollars, fly to your house anywhere in the world and spend an INCREDIBLE two full days with you. 2 Po *guarantees* that you will do something in those two days SO FUN and SO MOVING that you will then create a brand new Top 5 Life Memory. If you do not remember the event/memory in the last six months of your life then you will be eligible for a refund. But seeing how it is impossible to know when exactly you're going to die, we can not offer refunds on this as the deal currently stands. You hear me? No refunds! But hey if you are rich and want to give me $17,000 US dollars to hang out with you with for a couple of days, that'd be cool. I can't even promise we'll do anything that cool and I will definitely try to pocket like AT LEAST $12,000 of that money. Just being honest here, folks. (NOTE: You're only allowed to create merch with a cap of $1,000 on Bandcamp so consider this a down payment / security payment. You will still owe 16K payable in four separate 4K payments over one year's time. I will draw up the paperwork. Everything will be fine.)
Includes unlimited streaming of
God Gave Us Memories
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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