A SHRIMP DISH DELIVERED TO YOUR FRONT DOOR + CUSTOM SHRIMP-THEMED CONCEPT ALBUM

from The Pizza Puppies ✌

You might be wondering why a shrimp dish costs $740? Well, for starters, I don't know where you live, and getting a shrimp dish delivered to your house might seem difficult. But that's beside the point. The real *MEAT* of this offer is the shrimp-themed concept album! That's right, on the mutually-decided-upon evening (we will coordinate via email) that you have your shrimp dinner, you will also get a custom FULL LENGTH ALBUM, written and recorded just for you. We will set it up so that as soon as you text us when the food gets there, an email with the download + album liner notes will arrive in your inbox. This way you can eat shrimp and listen to the (at least 40min in length) shrimp-themed album. What a deal. (Please allow at least 3-6 months for completion of album + shrimp delivery scheduling)

This exclusive offer is limited to just 10 shrimp albums + shrimp dinners. So get yours now!

Includes unlimited streaming of Sixty via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

edition of 10 
Purchasable with gift card

  $740 USD or more 

 

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