Bill Your Local Spaceman for His Crimes

by The Pizza Puppies ✌

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1. Latex Embargo
2. The Red State Monkey-Brain Mermen vs. The Lizards
3. Pickled is the Stew, Tainted is Your Love
4. Horrific Comeuppance
5. Bill Your Local Spaceman for His Crimes
6. Night Type
7. Pompous Moocow
8. Caring for Crumbling Arches
9. Realistic Portrait of a Man Named William
10. Frowning Through a Sex Scandal
11. Topsoil Remix No Better Than Dirt
12. Delete the Second Option of the Triple Threat
13. War Baby Wombat
14. Quickest Ticklish Caveman of the Bunch
15. How to Get Out of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard
16. Ultra Deep Reflections in the Night
17. A Dipshit Stapling Himself to Another Dipshit
18. The Wrongly Accused in Ole Baton Rouge
19. Simple Kid Comes Up Big
20. Perfect Reflective Toaster Mirage
21. Ritualistic Whalebones Arranged All Fishy Like
22. Jock Suck Madness
23. Three Gibbons vs. the Entire Zoo
24. Morse Code Combat
25. Touch Tragic
26. She Has the Heart of an Elephant
27. Feel the Heat
28. Heart of a Life Raft
29. Mite Gripe
30. Pop Outro Downtown Tuba Zoom

This fake album sounds like a major return to roots-based, keyboard-driven fake alt pop. Some were lukewarm but that is only because their bitter hearts are so heavy with the darkness that all their other internal organs are weighed down and working so hard that they are squishing out pollutants and other shit that eventually seeps into the brain and make them really dumb. Also this is secretly about how Bill Clinton is a pervert.

Fake Pitchfork rating: 6.5

LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the track or album above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here » www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo

The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋

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released January 1, 2000

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