1. The Funk Satanic
2. Seven Moons
3. Horsemouth
4. Tell Me Everything
5. Soul Discount Party
6. Proto-9/11
7. Drink in the Devil
8. Killerass Wicked Boner Jam #319
9. Killerass Wicked Boner Jam #710
10. (You Gotta) Harmless Armless Army Now; So What
11. Nothing Feels Right
12. Blastopore Eve
13. Decco Dicklord Apathy (Killerass Wicked Boner Jam #999)
This fake album sounds like real juvenile fun condensed into sonic wavelengths. Though critics were hard on it for what they called "cashing in on pre-9/11 styles" (Spin Magazine), KWBJ just has a ton of good vibes and fun music. It's also kind of funny that it is a pro-Satanism album, but nobody really got that haha.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 5.2
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here ยป
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Albumโฆ ๐๐๐๐
released January 1, 2000