1. Poor Bridges
2. Bee Stung Her Dead
3. Web-Footed Girl
4. When I Got Lonely
5. Shallow Water
6. Pastoral Mingling with Unholy Women
7. Nightowl
8. Blue Devastation
9. In the Confines of a Genius
10. She’s Trapped
11. 88 Eyes on the Cyclops
12. Chinese Moon
13. Acoustic Guitar Player
14. Don’t You Dare Turn Into My Dreamgirl
15. Spleen
16. Market Value Girl
17. Diamond Heart
This fake album sounds like the sequel to an actual real album. Though, unlike its predecessor, this puppy is rich with fake digital production. Some say it sounded too clean, lacking the grit of its namesake. But that was also the point.
Fake Pitchfork rating: 4.1
LISTEN UP: This album and these tracks doesn't exist yet. But it could. It has an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. It just needs a benefactor. By purchasing the album, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at
www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. More theoretical albums listed here »
www.myameri.ca/p/lp-discography.html#theo
The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a Fake Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋
released January 1, 2000